Santa – Mujhe zehar dena

Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Chemist – Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.

Santa – Apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.

Chemist – Bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 842 views
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