Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Chemist – Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa – Apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist – Bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 773 views
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Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Maine Khat Likha Tha K Meri Shadi Per Ana Tum Q Nahi Aye?
Dost: Mujhe Khat Mila He Nahi
Pathan: Maine Likha Tha K
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaror Ana.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : Which part of Human Body
expands to 10 times its normal size ??
Girl : I can’t answer. I Feel Shy. :P
Boy :- It’s Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher : Right !!
Then Teacher turns to the Girl :- You are not just Wrong, bt your Expectations are too High
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Height Of Nalaiq Pun…
Dad:
Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son:
Paper Was Tough!
Dad:
Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son:
Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!G.M.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Circuit -Bhai, bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega bhai.
Munna bhai -Aye circuit, woh sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
Circuit -Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
Munna bhai -Par circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
Circuit -Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)
Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a shop.
Santa: Drink quickly... before it gets cold.
Wife: But why...
Santa: Hot coffee is for Rs.5 and cold coffee for Rs.10.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy?
Pathan:
Dono school ki chutti waly din Paida Huwy. :)
(,")<( )> Dimag Dekh yar. /> Pathan ka?
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)