Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Chemist – Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa – Apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist – Bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 762 views
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Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
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PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
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ab SARDAR se.
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Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
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Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai
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If Jannah was a flower?
I would pick it for you?
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I’d build it for you, but?
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Sardar interview dene geya.
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...
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