I Coudn't!
2 girls meet:
me & my husband are no longer together...
why?
well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?
no, of course I couldn't!
well he couldn't either!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views
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