I Coudn't!

2 girls meet:

me & my husband are no longer together...
why?

well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?

no, of course I couldn't!

well he couldn't either!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 657 views
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