1 girl: Mai ameer ladke se hi shadi karungi
1 girl: Mai ameer ladke se hi shadi karungi
2nd :baju me jo ladka h usse shadi karle, wo ameer h
1st:kese
2nd: Uske muh se pyaj ki smell aa ri hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 679 views
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