Ustad d bisti!
Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga
Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?
Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga
Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .
Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…
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