interviewer to santa
interviewer to santa : tumhari sabse badi shakti kya hai?
santa : ji meri biwi.
interviewer : aur sab se bdi kamzori?
santa : ji dusre ki BIWI.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views
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