At a ladies garments shop,
MAN: I need a Ladies Salwar Suit..

Shopkeeper: Sir, wife k liye chahiye yaa kuchh acha sa dikhau?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 603 views

Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum

Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum ??
Child: .........
Mom: Bolo Kahan gaye the?? =/
Child: .........
Mom: Bologe ya Main Bataun ?? =@
Child: .........
Mom SLAPS !!! =(
Child *Crying*
Mom: Chalo Batao Ab ??!!
Child: Oh mummy main........... .
Mom: Chuppp.. Mere Aagey
Zubaan matt Chalao..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai

PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai
POLICE: Bus Kesy Giri?

PATHAN:Muje Ni Pta!
POLICE : Q?

PATHAN : Wo Aj Helper Ni Aya
To Me Pechy Kraya Lene Gya Hua Tha.. ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband: may tang agaya hun

Husband: may tang agaya hun
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Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar
mera mera karti ho
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Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo..
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Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho?
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Wife:
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hamara duppata

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Paagal Hun Par Itna Bhi Nahi

Pathan Ki Cheque Book Kho Jati Hai, Woh Sochta Hai Ki Bank Ja Kar Bank Manager Ko Bataya Jaye,

Pathan Bank Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bank Manager Ko Bolta Hai.

Pathan: “Sir, Meri Cheque Book Kho Gayi Hai”

Bank Manager: “Saavdhaan Ho Jaao, Koi Bhi Tumhare Cheques Par Sign Kar Sakta Hai”

Pathan: “Ohhh Sir, Main Pagal Nahi Hoon, Mene Pehle Se Hi Saare Cheques Par Sign Kiye Hue The“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Restaturant Me Koi Tifin Sath Le Jata Hai Kya

Wife: "Tum GOA ja rahe ho to
mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le
jate?"
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Husband: "Are pagli, Koi
Restaurant jata hai to Tiffin
sath le jata hai kya.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)