2 aurton ko 20

2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili 20 saal ek sath jail me guzaar kar jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha

Chalo ab baqi batein ghar phnch kr krte he :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 591 views
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