Sardar Declares
Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life&. . .
I'll give same advice to my children also.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 569 views
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Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
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Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.
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Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."
The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!
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Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.
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So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother
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Ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha, lekin apne pyaar ka izhaar karne se darta tha.
Ek din us ladke ne socha ki chahe jo bhi ho jaaye vo us ladki ko msg kar ke 'I Love You' zaroor kahega aur apne prem ka izhaar karega. Usne raat ko apne mobile pe 'I Love You' likha aur us ladki ke number pe SMS send kar diya.
Jaise hi vo sone laga tabhi uske mobile pe ek message aaya lekin usne decide kiya ki vo messages subah uth kar, naha kar, mandir se vaapas aa kar hi message check karega.
Raat bhar vo us ladki ke sapne dekhta raha. Isi chakkar mein subah bhi jaldi uth gaya aur nahakar mandir chala gaya. Mandir se aate hi usne mobile uthaya aur message pada.
Message the:
A/C balance is insufficient.
Main bal is Rs. 0.08.
Msg can not be send.
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
MUSHKIL SINGH. !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chuhe k bacche khel rahe the tabhi 1 billi aayi,
1 chuha- Bhow Bhow
Billi chali gayi
Chuha apne friends ko bola Dekha Foreign Language sikhne ka Fayada!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
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