A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views

Funny Birthday Wish For Wife

A man meets god on his wife’s birthday. God tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his wife gets double.

The man thinks for a moment and then says, ‘OK, give me one million dollar and beat me half to death.’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahut kamina tha

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.

Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Dost Ki Tarif Naye Andaz Mein

Jab Apka Janam Hua,

Sara Akash Jhuma,

Devtaon Ne Dance Kiya,

Phoolon Ki Barish Hui,

Ghee Ke Diye Jale,

God Bole: “Jaan Chhuti Abb Dharti Waale Bhugtenge“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Govrment Ne Ellan kiya

Govrment Ne Ellan kiya k jiske 12 bachey Hon gy Unhy 1200,000 Diye Jain gy

Husband: Mari G/f K Pas Mera 2 Beta Hy usko bi Le aata Hun 12 ho jaein gy

... Ghar Aya To 6 Bache Nahi Thy, Pocha Kahan Hy?
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Wife: Tum akely ne Ellan Suna hai kiya ? ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

subha nend se jaag kar kangha na kia jae

Agar 3 Din Tak Subha Nend Se
Jaag Kar Kangha Na Kia Jae
T0
Hair Style
"Rehman Malik"
Jesa Ho Jata Hai..


"Veena Returns"... ;->

by Usama (few years ago!)