Boy: Kaha jaa rahi ho?
Boy: Kaha jaa rahi ho?
Girl: Aatma-Hatya karne…
Boy: To itna make-up kyun kiya hua hai?
Girl: Abe Ghonchu, Kal akhbar me photo aayegi na!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 830 views
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