Banta: What is a fine?
Santa: Fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Banta: And what is tax?
Santa: A tax is a fine for doing right.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 913 views

Fruit Ka Thaila Lagana Shuroo Kar Do

Agar Tum Chaho K Tumhary Paas Hamaisha Lougon Ka Hajoom Rahay.
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Tou Fruit Ka Thaila Lagana Shuroo Kar Do.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 persn 2 other

1 persn 2 other:
Tune uske liye cigrt chodi?
Ha Daru chod di?
Ha Jua chod dia?
Ha To fir shadi kyu nai ki?

Kyuki itna sudhar gaya tha ki usse acchhi mil gayi!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bhejne wala inteligent

Sardar ko sms aya bhejne wala inteligant aur parhne wala bewakoof.

Sardar ne gusse me replay kia k bhejne wala bewakoof hai aur parhne wala inteligant.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat

Maa Bete Se-Uth Jaa Kmbakhat

Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aya Hai.

Beta-To Kya Hua Mamma
Wo Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)