Santa: hello Police station

Santa: hello Police station
Police: ha boliye kya hua??

Santa: mujhe dhamki bhare phone aa rahe hai..

Police: kaun kar raha hai??

Santa: telephone companywale kehte hai ''bill nai bhara toh kaat denge''

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 681 views
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