Police Man:
Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi, Woh Bandh Hai.

Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao!
Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 765 views

mushkil kaam

Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.

1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen me fit krna.

2) Kisi aur ka paisa apni jaib me muntkil krna.

Jo pehlay me kamyab hota hai, usay Teacher kehtay hen. Jo doosray mai kamyab hota hai, usay Buisness man kehtay hen. Aur jo dono me kamyab ho usay. BIWI kehtay hen...

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar: Aaj raat mai nahi sowonga
Dost: kion??
.
Sardar: Kal khwab mai 1 Pathan se larayi howi, wo aaj banday le kea raha hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

women

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Sethani: kyun maharani

Sethani: kyun maharani ji aaj aane mein itni der kyun laga di?

Nokrani: Sethani ji mein sidiyon se gir gayi thi

Sethani: To kaya uthne mein itni der lagti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.

Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?

Husband: Yad hai,
Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,

Wife (smiles): Yes

Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)