Police Man
Police Man:
Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi, Woh Bandh Hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao!
Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar Rahe Hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
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