Baniya: Bhai Kela Kaisa Diya…
Baniya: Bhai Kela Kaisa Diya…
Falwala: 1 Rs Ka Ek..
Baniya: 60 Paisa Ka Deta Hai Kya?
Falwala: 60 Paise Mein Toh Sirf Chilka Milega..
Baniya: Yeh Ley 40 Paisa, Chilka Rakh Aur Kela De
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