Caller tune
Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko phone kia par
aap ny uthaya nahi?
Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 5 Rupye dekar GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo
tera BAAP sunega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 807 views
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