Hum Is Kamre Me Nhi Rhe Ga
Pathan:O, Hum Is Kamre Me Nhi Rhe Ga Hmko Pagal Samjha Hai Kia?
Paisa Itna Dia Or Kamra Itna Chota Sa. Waiter: O, Aakhrot Andar To Chal Ye Lift Hy
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 770 views
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