Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge. Then d elephant looked down toward d river. Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views

tapka dengay salay ko

Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai

Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”
Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”
Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama to jaroor hoga”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Son, why did you fall in

Jeeto: Son, why did you fall in that mud wearing your new trousers?

Pappu: Because there was no time to take them off.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher had a 5 year old come up to

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?" The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga

Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)