GUEST-Child
GUEST- Beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha ?
CHILD- Wedenesday ko...aur apka ??
GUEST- Sunday ko..
CHILD- Aap jhoot bol rahe ho Sunday ko toh chhuti hoti hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 819 views
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