The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
The Best Shair Written On A Rickshaw !
“Hino Ka Baap,
Nissan Ka Nana..
Yeh Rickshaw Chala Raha Hai Pathan Deewana
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views
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