Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai

Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho

Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain

End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,

Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota

Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1414 views

Combine study

1 Sardar Sheeshay K Saamne Beth Kr Study Krta
Tha
Why? Coz Of 3 Reasons:
Dobara Revision Na Krni Pare
Apne Uper Nazar Rahe
& He Likes Combine Study!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Jawani or burhapay ka farq btao.

Teacher: Jawani or burhapay ka farq btao.

Student: Jawani me mobile me haseeno k numbers hotay hen.

or burhapay mein hakeemo k.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Height of double daring

Height of double daring :
Girl to Mom : Mom I have started loving a boy.
Mom : What? And how old is he, what does he do?
Girl : he is 3 months old happily kicking in my
stomach…:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

khubsurat hota ha rha hun

BV Kitchen Se Boli: Sunty Ho, Main Din ba Din Khoobsurat Hoti Ja Rhi Hn

Shohar: Acha Wo Kaisy

BV: Ab to Mujh Se Rotiyan Bhi Jalny Lagi Hain

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Dctr.:Apke 3 daant kese toot gaye?

Dctr.:Apke 3 daant kese toot gaye?

Pappo:Wife ne karak roti banai thi

Dctr:To khane se mana krdete.!

Pappo: Ji wahi to kiya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)