Height of double daring :
Girl to Mom : Mom I have started loving a boy.
Mom : What? And how old is he, what does he do?
Girl : he is 3 months old happily kicking in my
stomach…:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1865 views

My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working

My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working
.
.
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Then I realized that my neighbors haven't paid the bills...
how irresponsible...:-(

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)

Best friends

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said,

“Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”

“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added,

“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d like to make a little change…”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mota admi, patle admi se

Mota admi, patle admi se: tumhain dekh kar youn maloom hota hai ke qehet par geya ho,

patla admi: aur tumhain dekh kar lagta hai ke yeh qehet tumhari wajah se para ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pappu: Papa Papa Mujhe Ek Behan La Do Na

Pappu: Papa Papa Mujhe Ek Behan La Do Na
Papa: Beta Usmein 9 Mahine Lagte Hain,
Pappu: Mujhe Kuch Nahi Pata Aap 4-5 Log Aur Laga Do, Jaldi Chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumhare Abbu Kitne Saal K Hain

Friend: Tumhare Abbu Kitne Saal K Hain?

Pathan: Jitne Saal Ke Hum Hai.

Friend: Wo Kse?

Pathan:O Yara Jis Din Hum Paida Hua, Usi Din To Wo Abbu Bana!;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)