Height of double daring :
Girl to Mom : Mom I have started loving a boy.
Mom : What? And how old is he, what does he do?
Girl : he is 3 months old happily kicking in my
stomach…:)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2084 views

No Balance Pls Ca

No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent

Plz Plz











Is Sms Ko Apny Doston Ko Byjo

Or Dekho Kitny Bywkoof Isy Pura Nai Parhty

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Railway Job Interview

RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW
Officer:
Tumhein Pata Chalay Ky 2 Train
Ek Hi Track Pe Aamny Samny Se
Aa Rahi Hain To Tum Kya Karoge?”
Sardar:
Main Kanta Badal Donga.
Officer:
Agar Na Badal Sako?
Sardar:
Main Red Signal Donga.
Officer:
Light Na Ho To?
Sardar:
Main Red Jhanda Dikha Doonga.
Officer:
Jhanda B Na Mila To?
Sardar:
Main Chotay Bhai Ko Bula Longa.
Officer:
Kyun?
Sardar:
Ohnu Train Di Takkar Wekhn Da Bara Shoq Ay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlfriend: Tell me one thing,

Girlfriend: Tell me one thing, What do you do when you miss me?

Boyfriend: I’ll eat yours Favorite Chocolates and remember you! And what you do? Girlfriend: I’ll drink yours favorite whiskey! Say Cheers !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Quaid-E-Azam Ka Mobile

Pathan 100 Ke Note Pe Likha
No Dial Kar Raha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho

1st Pathan :
Mai Dekh Raha Tha Ke
Quaid-E-Azam To Foat Ho Gae
To Unka Mobile Kis Ke Pass Hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sardar was giving interview for a job.

Sardar was giving interview for a job.

Manager asked: “What is Excel?”

Sardar replied: “It is a new washing powder for washing computers

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)