Dctr.:Apke 3 daant kese toot gaye?
Dctr.:Apke 3 daant kese toot gaye?
Pappo:Wife ne karak roti banai thi
Dctr:To khane se mana krdete.!
Pappo: Ji wahi to kiya tha
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