Santa kiun ro rhe ho

SANTA-KYU RO RAHE HO
BANTA- MERI MURGI MAR GAYI
SANTA- TO KYA HUYA MERA BAAP BHI MARA THA
LEKIN ME NHI ROYA
BANTA -ABE TERA BAAP KYA ANDE DETA THA

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 668 views
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