Modern Laila And Majnu
Modern Laila Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi
Modern Majnu To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 994 views
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