Combine study
1 Sardar Sheeshay K Saamne Beth Kr Study Krta
Tha
Why? Coz Of 3 Reasons:
Dobara Revision Na Krni Pare
Apne Uper Nazar Rahe
& He Likes Combine Study!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 876 views
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