Aao! Aaj Hum Dono Wada Karen.
K Hum Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karengy. Hum Wafa Karengy.

Hum Muhabbat Karengy.
Sirf Aur Sirf Apni.
Pyari "AMMI JAAN" Se. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 825 views

Boy to his friend

Boy to his friend: Dekho wo ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai..

Friend: Yeh to kuchh nahin yaar,
jab maine pehli bar teri shakal dekhi thi to 3 din tak apni hansi nahi rok paaya tha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Actor

Sardar Director: U Should Jump 2 D Swimingpool
Frm 100 Ft Height.
Act: I Don’t Know Swiming.
Sardar Director:
Don’t Wory, Their Is No Water.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Angrez: “Your Country Is So

Angrez: “Your Country Is So Poor”……. Dirty India Poor India…..

Yeh Sun Kar Ek Deshbhakt Ko Gussa Aaa Gaya

Deshbhakt: “Tum Angrez Jitna Tel Khane Mein Use Nahi Karte Ho Na, Usse Jyada Toh Hum Shanivar Ko Shani Maharaj Ke Mandir Mein Chada Dete Hain”

Bharat Mata Ki Jai !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Doctor Ke Paas

Sardar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya,Doctor: Tum Duniya Ke Pehle Aadmi Ho Jo Pregnant Ho.Sardar Rote Hue: Main Logo Ko Kya Muh Dikhaunga, Meri To Abhi Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

During The Match Batsman LBW Hua

During The Match Batsman LBW Hua..

SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)