Wo ldka Aaj b garmi me mar rha h,

Wo ldka Aaj b garmi me mar rha h,
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kisi ldki ne ek bar usey kaha tha
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Tum is sweater ko pehan kar Ranbir Kapoor lagte ho..
lol

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views
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