# Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.

2nd Pathan: Kyon?

1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,

Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,

“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 870 views

Boss hangs a notice on his office

Boss hangs a notice on his office door, "I am D boss, don't forget"
When he returns from lunch sum1 had written "Ur wife called up she wants her notice board back!:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girls Are Like Internet Virus

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahar Ka Mat Khana.

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Height of physics:

Height of physics:
A conductor kicks an old man out of the bus.
Police sends counductor to jail nd gave him shock bt he had no effect..

Why..?

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Bcoz he ws a BAD conductor :P:D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Mom is bar hum sare

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)