kal koi meri biwi k purse se
Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya
PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the
Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 650 views
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3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
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Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake
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3rd:Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe…
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Banta- Sun raha hai na tu.....
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