kal koi meri biwi k purse se
Srdar:kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 rupe legya
PATHAN: jhot bolti hy,1900 the maine khud gine the
Srdar:yar paise ka msla nai he bas tu admi ka pata kr.
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