Naqalon Say Hoshyar Asl

Naqalon Say Hoshyar Asli Sms Ki Pehchan.
Hamara Har Sms Anokha Naya Aur
Aap K Mayar K Mutabiq Hota Ha.
Puranay Ghisay Pitay Aur Bazari Sms Say Parhaiz Kijiye.
Tabiyat Ziyada Bor Ho Tou Hamaray
Number Pay 50 Ka Load Send Kar K 1000 Asli Sms,
Aur
100 Ka Load Karwa K 1 Month Tak Free Sms Receive Karain.
Khushi,
Ghum,
Bewafai,
Funny,
Har Variety K Liye Advance Booking Ki Saholat Mojood Ha.
Naiz, Shadi Biyah Birthday K Liye Sms Order Par Bhi
Tayyar Kiye Jate Hain.

Note: Ghareeb Aur Miskeen Log
Sirf Jumerat Ka Intezar Karen :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 856 views
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