Father: How do you like going to school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit
too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 619 views

Plastic Surgery karwana

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?

Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

High class insult

"High Class Insult"
Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
Ho
Girl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass
Gadhe kyo Khade hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Little boy: Aunty, what is inside

Little boy: Aunty, what is inside your stomach?

Pregnant Lady: It's a cute little baby.

Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Finding Perfect Men

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Car me baithi 1 Lady ne

Car me baithi 1 Lady ne, 1 bhikhari ko 1 rupya dekar,
Aasirvaad dene ko kaha!

Bhikhari: Car me to baithi ho, ab kya aasmaan me baithogi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)