Pani dam karwana hai
Maan:beta 1 neik larki talash karo jo namazi parhezgar pardedar neak seerat ho.
Beta:ye to btao us se shadi karni hai ya pani dam karwana hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 855 views
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