Bacho kasam lo
Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.
Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Two Sardars
1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?
2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye
Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
Sardar Ji in Practical Exam
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day
Aur
Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye
To
Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna
k
Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
Ek deewar par likha tha 'Yaha kutte susu karte hain' Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy asked his dad 4 a bike.
Dad : why did god give u 2 legs ?
Boy : one to change gear & other
to apply break.”!
Youngster rock.
Parents shock...!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai bada naam karega.
maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-)
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Aik tha raja
ik thi rani
dono mar gaye khatam kahani
,,
!
!
nechay kya laash dhund rahe ho? Bola na khatam kahani;->
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha
jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat
dena
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
I dont make jokes.
I just watch the
gove
ment
and
report the facts.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)