Arab couple went 2 London, in the hotel room, husband heard his wife scream 'Faar Faar' (arabic word for Mouse)

He wanted to inform Room Service but didnt know English word for Faar.

Husband: Hello Room Service?

Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I help you?

Husband: you know Tom & Jerry?

Room Service: Yes Sir, I know.

Husband: Walla Habibi, JERRY is here, in our Room...!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 770 views

Pani Mein Gira Rumal To

Pani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai,
Asman Mein Dekha To Asman Bhi Nila Hai,
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Muhabbat To Sub Karty Hain Par.
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Main Karon To Salaaa Character Dheela Hai…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Water tank

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish
tank ! Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in
yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar ki Wife and Mother

Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Madam: Agr Koi School Ke Samne

Madam: Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?
Student: 1-2 min Dekhenge

Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye

Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye magr osy fail kar dia gya. Sawalon k jawab ye the
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1.Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoy?
Ans: apni last larai mn
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2.Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoye?
Ans:safhay k aakhir mn
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3 .Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi
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4 .daryae sind kahan behta he?
Ans:zameen par
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5 .Aap 8 logon mn 3 aam kesy divide karen ge?
Ans:milk shake bana kar

;-(;-(theek to bataya tha .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)