E mail se shadi...
Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email
se shaadi karte hain.
Funniest Laloo Yadav: Bill Sahib Ji, hamare Bihar
mein to sirf female se hi shaadi karte hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 956 views
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