Aao 1 Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo..

Aao 1 Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo..

World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.

World ki sabse akkalmand aurat
-uski maa

World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.

World ki sabse badi chudial
-uski bhabhi

World ka sabse sundr ladka
-uska beta

World ka sabse Nasibdar aadmi
-uski behan ka pati.

World ki sabse badi gawar aurat
-uski saas

aur dunia ka sabse kharab,nikamma,­selfish,jhootha­,kanjus, bekar aadmi
-YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
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