Aao 1 Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo..

World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.

World ki sabse akkalmand aurat
-uski maa

World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.

World ki sabse badi chudial
-uski bhabhi

World ka sabse sundr ladka
-uska beta

World ka sabse Nasibdar aadmi
-uski behan ka pati.

World ki sabse badi gawar aurat
-uski saas

aur dunia ka sabse kharab,nikamma,­selfish,jhootha­,kanjus, bekar aadmi
-YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views

Police

There Was An Inebriated Driver Who Was P

There Was An Inebriated Driver Who Was Pulled Up By The Police. When The Cop Opened The Door, The Driver Fell Out. "Youre Drunk!" Exclaimed The Police Officer. "Thank God For That!" Said The Drunk, "I Thought The Steering Had Gone.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Jyotish ladke ka hath dehknker

Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye
bata paas kab hounga???

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar vs bv

Bv:aj dunia ka ganda kam kar do


sardar ne bed pe peshab kar di

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Teacher: zameen per rehny

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
... .
.
.
Answer: air hostess

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Boy Bike Se Ja Raha Tha

Ek Boy Bike Se Ja Raha Tha
Ladki Ko Dekh Achanak Gir Gya
Ladki-Oh My God! Lagi To Nhi
Boy- Are Nhi Re Pagli, HmTo Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)