billi 1 sheikh k ghar se roti hoi nikli.
kisi ne billi se ronay ki wajah poochi,
billi ne jawab diya
‘ik tey menu marya utton mera choowa v kho laya”

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 704 views

Free Gift To Milna Hi Chahiye

Ek Ladki Cosmetic Ki Dukan Par Gayi Aur Dukandaar Se Boli.

Ladki: “Bhaiya, Koi Achha Sa Shampoo Dena”

Dukandaar Use Ek Shampoo Ki Bottle Deta Hai.

Ladki: “Bhaiya, Is Ke Saath Jo
Free Gift Hai Woh To Do”
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: “Par Aisa Koi Gift Nahi Hai ”

Ladki: “Magar Bottle Pe To Likha Hai Dandruff Free“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Great Fruit Cake Recipie

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola:
May I Come In Sir ?
OFICER: Wait Plz

Pathan: 80 KG

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Teacher:- Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English . .

Ethay Tey Anni Peyi Hoyi Aey.
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Sardar: A Blind Girl Is sleeping here ! ;

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

My name is khan

teacher:bachoo my name is khan dekh kar kya
lesson mila?
bachee:my name is khan se ye samajh me aya ke
paglo se bhi ladkiya pat sakti hai.........

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)