Policeman:” Sab kuch bata dovarna chaddi utar

Policeman:” Sab kuch
bata dovarna chaddi
utar
ke marunga..
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Santa:”Sir, Galti maine ki
hai, to Aap kyun apni
chaddi utaroge..???…:P:D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 862 views
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