Buhut chahti hy
Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti Wo Pagal hy ya Nadan
Q izhar nhi krti
English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi krti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 803 views
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A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"
The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..
Nahi Samjhay?????
Lo Urdu main Parho …
Biri Jalayele Jigar se Piyaa .. Jigar maa bari Aag hai …. :p
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
10thClass Student:- I want to Fail in 10th.
Friend:-Dad said If I got 80+ than Science
if less than than Arts
If I fail than I hv to "Marry"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhains par baithe ek gujju ko Traffic Police ne roka aur poocha: tumhara helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Gujju replied: baawle dhyaan se dekh neeche! 4 wheeler hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:1 over me kitne bal phanke jate hain,
punjabi:6
sardar:bilkul galt ,1 ball 6 bar phainka jata hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
ek techer ko susu ke naam par bahout sakht nafrat thi
techer ne students se kaha jab susu aaya to bolna - "AAP aaya hai" ek din student ko PAUTTI aa rahi thi aur wo buri buri shakle bana raha tha, techer "AAP aaya hai" student nahi "AAP ka BAAP aaya hai"
by Shahryar (few years ago!)
Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr
Mara.
Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe
bilaWaja Maara hai.
Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K
SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe
Hoti.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha :
KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz
bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Father: If u pass in exams, I'll gift you 1 cycle son: If i fail?
Father: I'll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?
Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:maan khush khabri hai.
Maan:bol beta kia khush khabri hai?
Sardar:maan hum 2 se 3 ho gae.
Maan:beta huwa ya beti
sardar:nai , meri bivi ne dusri shadi kar li hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)