full time bezati
Wife or Husband shop se nikly to ek faqeer ne kaha..
"Shehzadi"
5 rupe de dy andha hoon.
Husband:
De do,
Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaror andha hi hoga...........
by Abdullah Tahir (few years ago!) / 946 views
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