Pehlay tm chup jao
Dadi:tumhari teacher aa rahi hain tum chup jao.
Pota:pehlay tum chup jao tumhari wafat ki waja se me 3 din chuti pe hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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A uni student failed in his final presentation on the basis, "of not giving a logical conclusion"..
He said to teacher :
Sir, I will ask u 3 questions, if u do not answer , u have to give me "A-1Grade".
Q1: What is Legal, but not logical?
Q2: What is logical but not legal?
Q3: What is neither logical nor legal?
Teacher could not answer.
He gave A-1 Grade to him.
After that student answered.
1.Sir, u r 58 yrs old and ur wife is 22 years old. this is legal but not logical.
2.your wife has a 20 yrs old boy friend, it's not legal but not logical.
3.u gave ur wife's lover A-1 Grade,
thats neither logical nor legal.
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The artist said, “I enjoyed time with my mistress, because of the passion and mystery I found there.”
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?" they questioned.
The Engineer said, "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done.
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har aahat
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aur
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Rehti h kya?
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Boy : Abe Saale Raat k 3 baje agar
simRAN Mere Paas hoti to
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