Pathan
Pathan Vs Sardar
Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?
Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.
Pathan: To phir anda bana don…
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 948 views
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EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
PROFESSOR:Akal badi yah bhais?
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 Idiots Best Line –
“Neend ke piche mat bhago.Agar bhagna hai to
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...
TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...
MATHS:
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam...
SCIENCE:
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle...
GEOGRAPHY:
Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana...
ECONOMICS:
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....
EXAM:
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai...
RESULT:
Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye...
PASS:
Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe...
FAIL:
Jag suna suna lage...
by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!Girl: Any proof?
Boy: You always say intelliGENTS but u never say intelliLADIES.. :-p
Great people
Great thoughts.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar's Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 band kam ho jayega
.
Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
.
Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)