Pathan

Pathan Vs Sardar

Pathan 2 sardar: Bakre ki zubaan pakai hai khao ge ?

Sardar: Main mun se nikli hui cheez nahi khata.

Pathan: To phir anda bana don…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 864 views
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