There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 794 views

IIFA Awards nominees are

IIFA Awards nominees are:

Mika singh
Song: Dhinka chika Dhinka chika

Sonu Nigam
Song: All iz well

Sunidhi Chohan
Song: Sheela ki jawani

And the winner is.
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Altaf Hussain
Song: Parde mein rehne do parda na uthao

Yehhhhhhhhh!
Is baar IIFA bhi MQM ney jeet liya.!! :D =D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tipu Sultan

1799:
Tipu Sultan: Shair Ki 1 Din Ki Zindagi Geedar Ki 100 Sala Zindgi Se Behtr Hay


2013:
Pakistani Awam: Kuttay Ki 5 Sala Hakumat Sher K 100 Din Say Achi Thee. :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Abbreviation SMS

BOYS stands for

B: BADMASHIYON mai sab sai agay
O: OLLU ki tara raat mai jagay
Y: YARIYIAN nebhaye jaan laga ke
S: SHAREEF sirf maa baaf ke samnay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A man who had been caught embezzling millions...

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn't want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, “Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money.” And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a dime.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?

Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolor ta ra ra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)