Buying Me A Diamond Necklace

Wife: Last Night I Dreamed Of U Buying Me A Diamond Necklace

Husband: Tonight, Go To Sleep And Enjoy Wearing It

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 978 views
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Ladki Ka Facebook Pe Status – Wo Bewafa Nikla.
Comments By Guys:

1. Dear, Wo Apke Layak Tha Hi Nahi.

2. Tum Kahan Wo Sala Bandar Kahan.

3. Humne To Pahle Hi Kaha, Sab Mere Jaise Nahi Hote.

4. Kabhi Hume Try Karke Dekho, Pata Chalega Bharosa Kya Hai.

5. Jo Bhi Hua Acha Hi Hua, Don’t Worry Sweetu.
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Ladke Ka Facebook Pe Status –
Wo Bewafa Nikli.
Comments By Close Friend:

1. Saale, Teri Shakal Hi Gadhe Jaisi Hai.

2. Tere Se Bas Aaj Tak Koi Pati Hai?

3. Tujh Jaiso Se Bhi Ladki Pategi.

4. Usse Teri Namardi Ka Pata Chal Gaya Hoga.

5. Tere Se Kuch Nahi Hoga Dude, Chal Ab Uska No. Mujhe De.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Sardar Ne Pehlwan Ko Car Se Takkar Maar Di

1 Sardar Ne Pehlwan Ko Car Se Takkar Maar Di
Pehlwan Ne Sardar Ko Car Se Nikala aur Car Se 10 meter Door Khara Kr K Road Par 1 Line Lgai aur Kaha K
“AGAR Is Line Se Idhar Aya To Maar Dalun ga”
or Khud Danday Se Car Tornay Lga.
jb Car Ka kafi Nuqsan kr Lia to Peechay Mur K Dekha To Sardar Zor Zor Se Hans Raha Tha.
Pehlwan: Tum Q hans Rahe Ho?

SARDAR: Hanstay huwey
TU gaddi Torr Rya C ty Me 5 Wari Lane Cross Keeti A

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
agar bhabhi ki nazar say

Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho..
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thoda aur aage…
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nahi dikhi
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HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Son: Aj accident hua

Son: Aj accident hua, uff marte marte bach gya,

Dad: Tumhari he galti ho gi,

Maa: mera beta, thek to hai na tu?

Sis: bhai koi chot to nahi ayi?

Bro: yaar dihayan se chalaya kar,

Lover: Tume mera zara bhi khayal nahi?

Frnd O shit, biryani khate khate reh gye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son:- papa aaj meri giirlfriend ka

Son:- papa aaj meri giirlfriend ka birthday hai, use kya du.....

Papa:- dikhne me kaisi hai ? Son:- Mast hai.... Papa:- mera no. Dede !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I M Already Married

Santa Kissed His Girl Friend In The Park

Girl: Plz Ye Sb Shadi Se Pehle

Santa: Dont Worry Darling
I M Already Married

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye

1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye

wahan bar bar Paani Pesh kiya ja raha tha

Tang aa ker Sardar bola:

Galey wich paani phans gya hai Ik boti tey deo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Lcd ka doar hai

Pathan class me hans raha tha 1 larki boli stand up
pathan :tm kun ho?

Larki :me moniter hun?
Pathan:hahaha tera zamana gaya ab l.c.d chalti hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,

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Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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