Wife: Last Night I Dreamed Of U Buying Me A Diamond Necklace

Husband: Tonight, Go To Sleep And Enjoy Wearing It

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 948 views

Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.

Santa – Mujhe zehar dena
Chemist – Pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa – Apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist – Bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du
ya chhoti.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Baat Hamexxha Yaaad

Ek Baat Hamexxha Yaaad Rakhnaah Ajkaal 2
Cheeze Seerf Kixmaat Waaloun Koh Miltee H-
1.Jangal M Ghumta Huwa White Haathi
&
2.Without Affair’x Walaa Jeevaan Saathi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher class mein larkoon ko bata rahe they

Teacher class mein larkoon ko bata rahe they
Ensana mehnat kare tu jo chahe ban sakta hai

Aik larka bola: Magar mere abbo kehte hain ke Tum laakh koshish kar lo woh naheen ban sakte jo banna chahte ho

Teacher ne poocha? Tum kia banna chahte ho?

Larke ne jawab diya: ” Lady Doctor “……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Tharki doctor......

Doctor:Ap bilkul mairi 3 bewi ki tarha lag rahi ha.....
Girl:Oh Really!!!
Doctor:yes
Girl:waisa ap ki ha kitni beewiya?
Doctor: 2........... :p

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.

Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.
1 bacha apni jaga par khara raha,
coach ne pocha: Beta tum to race mai hissa lene ke liye itne pur-josh the phir jab elaan hua to bhage kiyu nahi?
Bacha bola: Sir,abhi to 1,2 aur 3 ke bhagne ka elaan hua hai, mera number to 4 hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)