A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"

He answered no to the question.

The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never got caught."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 898 views

Main apni biwi noo 10vin karai

Sardar: “Main apni biwi noo 10vin karai , F.S.C karai

B.S.C karai , M.S.C karai , nokri v lagvaya ”

hor ki keraan?

2nd sardar:

“Changa munda vekh k viaa v kara day”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

yara ham ko shak he

aaik pathan darwaza khol k naha raha tha

kisi ne poocha LaLa aisa kion karte ho ?

Pathan : yara ham ko shak he khamein darwaze ke neechey se koi dekhta he…….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Eid ki namaz aur pathan

1st Pathan 2 2nd:Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya

2nd: Me araha tha k rasty mai he log namaz parhty dekhy wahin parh li.

Ajib namaz thi 1 bnda so raha tha us k pichy sb parh rahy thy or koi sjda b nhi tha.

1st:Khocha tu janaza parh k agaya hai!

2nd:Kya bat karta hai mai sab ko mbark bad b dai k agaya

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

High class Insult

High class Insult
Ek ladki apni pic upload kar k likhti hai,"hi frends, kaisi lag rahi hu"
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A boy commented- tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. diya hai, to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha b lagaya hoga.. usme dekh le hamse kyu puchti hai bhutni kahi ki

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikhari In Bombay

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein
mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)