Rone de mujhe

Me :g bhar k mujhe rone do bhai.:
bhai :kiun kia howa?
Me:aik larki ka number tha molvi ki baton me aa k wo bi delete kar bitha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 582 views
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