Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??

1 Makrani Bohat Dair
Se 1 Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha

Larki:Kya Dekh Rahe Ho

Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha Ke Agar Tum Hamara Maa Hota To
Hum Bhi Khoobsurat Hota

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views
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