Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??
1 Makrani Bohat Dair
Se 1 Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha
Larki:Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha Ke Agar Tum Hamara Maa Hota To
Hum Bhi Khoobsurat Hota
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1071 views
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