1 Makrani Bohat Dair
Se 1 Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha

Larki:Kya Dekh Rahe Ho

Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha Ke Agar Tum Hamara Maa Hota To
Hum Bhi Khoobsurat Hota

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 701 views

Baap ne apne baite ki talashi li

Baap ne apne baite ki talashi li, jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye, baap ne baite ko buhat mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch?
Baita rote hoye bola,
"Baba meny app kee jacket pehni hui hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bottle car k Niche

Driver: Car sheshay ki bottle pr char

Gae ur Punture ho gae

Major Rohail: Tume sheshay ki bottle

Nazar nhi aai?

Driver: Sab bottle ek admi ki jaib main thi

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Rishte Be-naqaab Ho Jaty Hyn

Rishte Be-naqaab Ho
Jaty Hyn

1- Burhapey Mein Aulaad

2- Museebat Mein Dost

3- Ghurbat Mein Biwi

Aur

4- Sales Na Hoon Tou
Manager ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.

Ek pathan aasman par daikh raha tha us ne ek doosre pathan se poocha

Yara! Yeh sooraj hay ya Chand?



2nd Pathan: Pata nai.. Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Santa mango juice ka glaas le

Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha

Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.

Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)