School me 1 bacha
School me 1 bacha chaku liye ghum raha tha. teachar ne pucha chaku liye kyo ghum rahe ho? bacha: "GARIB HU SIR, bandhuk KAHA SE LAu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views
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