Sardar To Doctor: Aapne Nurse bhut Achi Rakhi
Hai, Uska Haath Lagte Hi Me Thek Hogaya,
Doctor:Jaanta Hoon Thapper Ki Awaaz Yahaan Tak
Aaye Thi….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2780 views

Father beta tumne

father-beta tumne college me sabse mushkil kaam koun sa sikha?
beta-2 kaam sikhe.

1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna.
2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar tum ek jungle

Sir: Agar tum ek jungle main ho, aur vahaan pe ek sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main ped par chadhunga...

Sir: Agar wo sher ped par bhi aa jaye to tum kya karoge?

Boy: Main Paani main kud jayunga...

Sir: Agar wo Paani main bhi aa jaaye to tum kya karoge?
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Boy: Kaminey tu Meri side se hai, Ya Sher ke..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

parhi likhi Larki.

Husband:
My Love, why are you looking so much pink?
Wife:
When your lovely words touches the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it starts beating faster, because increased output transmitted to adrenals which start secreting glucgon to increase blood glugose level and combat this emergency, also increase pituitary output to increase blood estrogen level, causing vasodilation and I look pink.
Moral:
Aur dhuundo parhi likhi Larki..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Man 2 pretty girl in market:

Man 2 pretty girl in market: I lost my wife here, can U talk to me for a while?

Girl: Why?

Man: B’Coz whenever I talk to any Girl, my Wife appears out of nowhere!;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Germs

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?

Student: They are called Germs.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)