Ek bacha peda hote he nurse se bola : mobile hai kya? Nurse : hai lekin karoge kya? Bacha : kuch nahi woh bus GOD ko miss call kare he k mein puhanch gaya hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views

Grocery Shopping

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."

He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."

The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Road Per Ghoraa

Pathan Road Per Ghoraa (Houxe) Chala Raha Tha
Signal Tora Toh Trafic Wale Ne Citee Bajae
Pathan Ghoraa Bhagatay Hue Ghoraay Ke Dum Oper Kaar Kay Bulaa
Lay Kar Laay No Note.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

women

A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her. He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed and asked if she had also seen his face. She said that she did and he shot and killed her too. He then turned to a man, a customer who just happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place. The robber asked the customer if he had seen his face. The customer replied, “No, but I’m pretty sure my wife did.”

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

FATHER: How Are Y

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You
Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

First Sardar Ji

First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ?

Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)